Legislator disease

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Rare disease republic of banana
Legislator disease
By: Carlos Damián September 30, 2010
Banana stage in the legislative
México. - According to the Constitution in this country the Deputies and Senators should be representative of the different ideological trends and the different sectors of the population. The reality is that only sometimes is fulfilled that Constitutional mandate. Of course that are there any legislating that they are intelligent and reputable people, real popular representatives staunch to their ideal, are there many men that they are honest and inclusive are there many men that until know to read and to write.

However by some reason, the Mexicans that arrive to that position, they are nearly all irresponsible, powerful, abusive, despots, and awful look; therefore they have been gained the repudiation and the hatred of all the citizenship. At this time be Senator or Deputy is less reputable that be pianist of cabaret or, bullfighter, or little clown of semaphore. Not you ask to child if wants be President, the will say you by culture that I’m not, that wants be, as his dad.

This strange phenomenon of presumptuous, it should be to the call Banana Republic Democracy Syndrome (BRDS) that it has been studied by famous politick, sociologists and various nationality psychologists; the one which is geste upon assembling 500 lazy, hooligans, pigs, good for nothing, opportunist, uneducated, rustic, lumpren- proletariat, inferiority complex, green mouse, and ugly in the same public enclosure and of the night to the tomorrow is them granted the most dangerous weapon than it can defiant a human being: T-H-E -P-O-W-E-R .

It says the medical theory - scientific that this terrible scourge of the humanity falls on any human when is realized that it has received the power. The symptoms are unequivocal upon entering the syndrome; if the person is "reader", "written", handsome and esteemed, alone are put to him the eyes middle cross-eyed, with a sheen libidinous, normally is returned patriot and PAN-men of the anvil, begins to undersell the States company, to privatize and throw to the street to 44 thousand poor workers.
However if the person is primitive medium, it has not read neither a book complete in all his life and ever it has wanted it nobody more than his dog, the symptoms are terrible and almost lethal; it is to him swell up the blood in the brain, it is apathetic, without native land and celebrates 4 of July to be felt normal man, his cardiac pace increases more than a third, his auto-estimate grows seven times more, his reason reduces almost at level Alzhaimer its trends are maximized and its verbal complexes and annals emerge to skin flower.
If was good means is mimicry at mother level Teresa of Calcuta, if was bad means is returned antichrist, if was myopic is returned fan of George S. Patton and supports to Alvaro Uribe, if his sucks not gave to him chest, is returned homophobic and wants to beat to the gay and whey, if his woman was beating it is returned an advocate of the fetus and wants to insert to the jails to women that they have been violated and they have expelled the product stating them to 50 prison years, if always it has been poor wants be neo- capitalist and bureaucrat, if always it has been rich is returned benefactor but of the poors in Biafra, in Washington, D. C., and enamored of the reflectors, seeks in Mexico the evasion and the elusion of his capital so as not to pay taxes, because is all a patriot.

If the man has been always ugly and swarthy, goes from be a fuck black man to be owning of an elegant Mediterranean tan. If it is ugly means is returned gallant of roof and scourge of the maids in the Zocalo to 4:00 PM. If it is colored bone fan of the Mexican selection, he reads it all sports magazine, is not separated of the television in the games of the Mexican selection, and it does not let of playing in the Magdalena Mixhuca. Oh and he has a pair of so thin legs that seems that are gone to break with the puff of the wind. If it is catholic and had doubts of his faith, is sickened of a serious disease called, "pious", when it is governing gives 6 million of dollars to some church in construction that is called "the cristeros Catholics ".

This disease BRDS reacts above all when there is no antecedent of genetic or social tares; as a rule all these Legislators have something in common, they have been mistreated children that was eaten the mucus while were selling chewing gums in the Metropolitan subway, teenagers with large ears, with many blackheads, cheated husbands, employers subdued by a dwarf chief and rustic, with pint of unsuccessful leaving of a “tianguis”. What impels to the BRDS is that a good day, some political friend of they, is occurred to him that they can be easily eligible; they can be handled and makes them to name in the party of his “compadre” candidate to the deputies or senators chamber.

Also we suppose that by random, they earn the election - of 500 possibilities - and now have an important charge and earning a fortune per month, since were earning 200 dollars to the month and now earn 3 thousand 334 dollars. They are felt illuminated and spoken of up to the pores, the people upon seeing them with good car, and living in “Las Lomas” the people begin to take them in account, listen what say though it will be a stupidity, without importing that they will be ugly, blackish, stinking man out and bad look man. In such a way that upon suffering a toads transformation to men; they are converted into triumphant, congenial, bilingual, rich, expert into right and handsome until.
Upon abounding in this transformation, this disease unknown in European countries, these toads kissed by the devil are returned legislating elected in the high and low chambers. These 500 legislating are returned human that believe, propose and approve laws; these laws finally they are incongruent, incoherent with the reality, they fill with stupidities seemed that make them in sanitary paper of the excused, that neither the cleverest Doctor in Law can decipher, they are in code. (El empresario, año 4, No. 34, p. 14, agosto 2010).